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Andy's Flying Serkis
A 20 year old human being/time lady/witch/mutant with no social life. Name's Janette, pronounced JANET.
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I'm a champion napper and devourer of foods.

I'm an embarrassment with no friends, but I'm pretty awesome. I also really like mustard.
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

Posted on October 1, 2014  ·  with 95287 notes · via / source

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???


Posted on October 1, 2014  ·  with 302526 notes

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak


Posted on October 1, 2014  ·  with 83153 notes

niggasandcomputers:

bile7:

oldlean:

nigga was actually skipping on the runway lmfaoooo

:)

Same

Posted on October 1, 2014  ·  with 5366 notes · via / source

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

image

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 649927 notes · via / source
Filed under: #shrek  

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 349938 notes · via / source

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 253673 notes · via / source

privilegetoengtranslationservice:

sexualremarks:

pyonkotchi:

if you think black women wearing their hair natural is unprofessional you are racist.

if a white woman worked in a store with hair she hadnt brushed and called it her “natural” hair it would still be unprofessional.

Translation:

A black woman’s natural hair is of the same quality as a white woman’s unkempt hair.


Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 45168 notes
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 414765 notes · via / source
Filed under: #omfg  #charles bukowski  #quotes  
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 1069131 notes · via
Filed under: #quotes  
Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 43340 notes · via / source
Filed under: #beysus  
gedankenspaziergang asked: hi:) Could you explain why Zoe Saldana is problematic? thank you

angrywocunited:

Sure!

"Yeah. Morgan Freeman said it. And I was just told this when I was doing an interview: He’s not going to talk about racism. I’m not going to talk about it. Yeah, it’s an elephant. We all see it, we all know it, but I’m not going to carry it in my heart, because I want to be a person that embodies change. Not embodies war or battles or bitterness; I want to keep moving on."

We have a Black president right now, so why the f— would I sit down and talk about how hard it is for Black women in Hollywood when there’s a Black president in my country?” Zoe Saldana Ebony Magazine

  • And finally, this abomination:

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Donning a blackface and a fake nose to portray Nina Simone, a dark skinned black woman who struggled immensely with her blackness throughout her entire life. This is a direct slap in the face to Simone’s legacy and dark skinned black women. If Saldana really cared about Simone (she doesn’t), understood her personal struggles (again, she doesn’t), she would have turned down the role and given it to an actress that is more suitable to play Simone (I nominate Adepero Oduye). She doesn’t realize the amount of privilege she has in Hollywood being a conventionally attractive, skinny, light skin black woman. What’s so irritating about this casting is at the end of the day Saldana can easily remove the dark skin, the wide nose, and Simone’s adversity but Nina Simone couldn’t do that.  -G

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 4492 notes · via / source
Filed under: #zoe saldana  
Title: 10 seconds that could save lives
Plays: 103153

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES


Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 169440 notes
Filed under: #omg  

thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

Posted on September 30, 2014  ·  with 274161 notes · via / source
Filed under: #dog